Pirates are back at it again, stealing from the innocent, demanding ransom...that's right our Income tax is due on April 15th.

When news that Somali pirates had hijacked an American Flagged ship reached President Obama he was left speechless, that's right someone had forgotten to turn on his Teleprompter!

President Obama's people are vehemently denying that he bowed to a Saudi Prince, ends up he was merely bending down to kiss his ass.